ever notice that all of the teen pop sensations from the past few years have the initials JB? jonas brothers, justin bieber, joe biden
casual reminder that just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her (◡‿◡✿)
(Source: lydiamartinis)
This is the only post on this site I care about
lmaooo is that crazyrussianhacker from youtube?
this is honestly one of the most beautiful and true to life poems I have ever read. Thank you.
(Source: tellthemtorememberhope)
THE DEVIL DOESN’T WEAR PRADA HE IS CLEARLY WEARING FEDORAS AND SKINNY JEANS
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
What’s wrong with me?
I think I am the most annoying person on earth. And I don’t know how to change that because if I do, then I feel like I am trying too hard. I have an issue keeping friends for a long period of time. Like, it doesn’t happen. I tend to have to change friend groups every two years, and it’s actually very upsetting. And obviously I am doing something wrong if everyone starts to exclude me from things all the time.
Sometimes I have a “couldn’t care less” attitude where I’m like, “If you don’t like me, that’s your problem” and people actually think that I don’t care about what other people think about me. People think I sassmouth people because I don’t care. But I do it because they annoy me. I still am afraid of what they might do or say or think. I’m not as confident as you all think.
And I hate how you all think I’m like studious and busy and not “party-like” enough or whatever. Like I mean I am glad that I don’t do the illegal things and gross things half of you do, but that doesn’t mean I’m completely boring and I like to watch cat videos all day.
I don’t even know where I am going with this post.
I have to do APUSH reading.
Bye.







